Fuck the shower, today I have an even more screwed up observation. There's this plant in my living room, its been there for about 12 years. Its not fake, if you pull a leaf off and look at it you can see theres the usual make up of a plant, not to mention if you eat one of those leaves it tastes like a plant. Here's the fucking catch though, its growing out of a block of styrofoam! Not only that it has NEVER once been watered. I don't get it, it's the most metal houseplant Ive' ever seen though.